Dear Santa paws,
For Christmas this year I am asking for cozy blankies and fuzzy beds to sleep in. Even at 8 years old I still act like a young lady and really enjoy crunchy toys I can chew on, or crunchy sleep sacks so I can nap when I finishing my chewing. I enjoy hide type beds where I can be comfy while also in a dark and cozy setting. I love to make my hooman mommys life harder and leave surprise poops in blankets all throughout the cage during bed time. Mommy says I’m a chonky old lady now and eat all of the food my heart desires. I also really love salmon oil/pickle juice and will literally start vibrating when mommy puts oil on my belly as a treat. Sometimes mommy says I’m on the naughty list for the strategic placements of my poops, but I will have to disagree.
Thank you for reading, Santa paws.
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