Hey dare, Santa Paws! My names’ Monroe! Ya might remember me as da “feral hob” that was surrendered a couple years back. I was so bulky and intimidatin’ that they’s thought I was a mink! I sure was bitin’ like one. But I’ve decided to leave that life behind me.
While livin’ outdoors an causin’ trouble is fun, I found out cuddles, kisses, warm soup an soft beds is much better. Don’t go tellin’ other weasels that now, I have a reputation to upkeep! Anyhoo, my Mama told me to write y’all a letter bout what I want for Christmas. I’m bulkin’ up for the winter so I was hopin’ to maybe get sum Stella’s and Chewy’s. Mama was tellin’ me bout how smart I am, and she thinks a “puzzle feeder” would be the best gift for me too! Despite this nakid tail an heart disease, I’ve still gotta wild side to me! I always preciate any new toys or enrichment things, since I’m so smart an all. Thank ya so much Santa! We’s be sure to send ya videos of me usin’ whatever ya may send me. Me and my Mama thank ya so much! Love, Monroe NOTE!! Please send gifts to this address, as Monroe is in a foster home! 6435 Watson Way Zionsville IN 46077 apt 1808 |
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Monroe has a Santa. |